…the future of Pizza (X)
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.
I hope all food is ordered this way in the future
ARE YOU SHIPPING YOUR OWN KIDS
not modelling just casually getting my ass kicked
Ridiculously Photogenic Karate Dude
I like this.
Just to nitpick a bit: it’s Ridiculously Photogenic *Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Dude
And this picture’s even better when you realize he’s the one doing the ass-kicking. He’s got the other guy in what’s called an omoplata (shoulder lock with his leg.)
I am offended by how perfect he looks IN A FULL ACTION MOVE
I have blurry pics when I’m sitting perfectly still
damn you sir
His name is Clark Gracie. You are all welcome.
Not only can he moonwalk like a boss,
He can do it at your favorite theme park,
On the great wall of China
At Buckingham Palace
In your favorite movies,
While defying the laws of science,
This boy even has swagger on the moon.
when someone finds an old picture of you
and whoever found it just goes
I love how the creator misspelled apologize.
I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry